This week, I started sprouting pimples and eating like a pig.
Y'know what that means!
Gimme a P. Gimme a M. Gimme an S. What does that spell?
BITCH!
I realized it had been a month since I'd posted last. What can I say? I'm sorry. Here's a quick update on what's been going on.
1. School started. I'm a teacher on Tuesdays and Thursdays, a student on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and a waitress on Saturdays. Hence, I have no life. And no time to post.
2. Two days before the start of school, I got a raging eye infection and a chapped cornea in my right eye. It's still not completely healed. I'm on seven different medications. Three different kinds of eye wash. Eye lotion. Eye lube. Even steroids.
3. I drank a beer at a dive bar. Got really sick. Learned my lesson. Sorta. There are some bars where you can't order a glass of wine. I'm going to have to make an exception. Swallow my pride. Be that girl.
4. I didn't eat meat.
5. Somebody won my contest!
I wrote the names of everyone who commented - both on FartyGirl and on Facebook.
I folded each one kinda sorta neatly.
I placed them in my Freddy Krueger hat.
I started to shuffle.
I dropped the hat.
I rummaged around in the hat.
I pulled out the winner! Meech!
I have to admit something. If I was a cheater, I totally would've picked Meech as the winner. She's been following & commenting on all of my blogs since I started posting them, six years ago on MySpace!
I'm not a cheater. But I am deliriously happy to have pulled her name out of the Freddy Krueger hat.
So Meechy-Lady! Facebook me what kinda tea you'd like!
Aaaaaand... since we're on the subject of PMS, let's talk PMS cures. What do you ladies do to cope? I'm still rocking the sesame seed bars.
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